I thought your machine was too locked down. How did you do that?

At first, I thought it said 'Picked up some mascara today '.

Looks like Spring broke as well.

Well I suppose if you go into a shop and ask for leatherman with a wink there could be some under the counter stuff I'm not aware of.

B&Q don't sell gay porn.

A.K.A. The Jeffs.

Well done Gumtree.com for finding a way to disable 'back to top of page' when tapping the top bar in iOS.

It's hard to get close enough to anything with an air gun. A shot gun or bullet gun would probably be easier.

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My air rifle days are long gone. Shooting wild birds is really hard…at least with pellets it is.

I don't know why pheasants keep coming here, it's a council estate. It's usually one male but this time he has a lady with him. He keeps sidling up to her and she runs away and he chases her. What's new?