I'd like to say that I'm using the iPhone's special portrait mode to take lovely, engaging, expressive photographs of people but that would be a lie. My iPhone people pics are horrible. My first problem is that I keep forgetting to switch to portrait mode first. And my main problem is that the phone's lenses are wide angle and ultra-wide angle. I would have to shove the phone into people's faces to get close enough and I can't bring myself to do that. So the people in my photos look small and lack detail.

Is it called a deadline because it can’t be moved or because you’re dead if you don’t meet it?

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I definately enjoyed Christmas more when I was a nipper.

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Not as good as when we were kids, eh?

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Sat in the local chippy waiting for my order. I like the aroma of chippies.

You think a modular one will be better than one that folds up in one piece?

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It wasn’t a vicar who decided to have it painted over then?

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