I like them bunched-up close in the vase in the centre. I bought some artificial flowers today from a garden centre for my gran's grave. Will go to Bradford tomorrow and lay them.

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One day, that joke might be a bit too close to the bone.

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I want to get some artificial flowers for my gran's grave but I'm not sure where to get nice ones. If I had a cup of tea to remember gran with, it would have to have Carnation milk in it.

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I want that on my t-shirt "No to farmed haggis".

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What is the point of a song that lasts two minutes?

I was wondering if a single-speed ebike would be OK so I did an experiment. I went cycling around the neighbourhood in third gear which is quite a fast cadence when on the flat. I discovered that it's OK for flat and for most hills but is no good for the big, long, 14% hill. Nor was 2nd. Only 1st gear is suitable for that. So a single-speed ebike would possibly work for me if I avoided the steepest hills. That's a pity. I hate derailleurs but I like doing steep hills. There are some ebikes that have hub gears or planetary gears so everything is enclosed and probably lower maintenance.

I was going to use those Topaz Labs image and video manipulating software wonders but after doing that for a while I got bored with whole process. Future-proofing is a great excuse though.

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I nearly always have my laptop in low power mode. Which begs the question 'why did I buy a strong machine?'

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Scrap dealer/car breaker: how much do you want for it?
My brother: 300
Scrap dealer/car breaker: I'll give you 400.

My dad: I've never heard of a scrap dealer doing that!