When I was a kid I would have loved a nine month school holiday. I’d have been dancing a jig. But there was no virus panic.

Now I’ve probably jinxed myself. I’ll probably get a fever tomorrow.

When you’re feeling healthy and the weather's good and the telly is off, it’s as if everything is completely normal.

You like nature?

sumudu.me.

Yeah…and I’m not even in Canada.

matigo.ca.

Coppers sometimes hold blade or gun amnesties. I think what we need now is a toilet paper amnesty.

I don’t know what that’s like but it sounds crap.

matigo.ca.

You must have good eyes to read all the stuff on that screen.

streakmachine.10centuries.org.

Thoroughly enjoyed myself once I went out, whizzing and bouncing around and stopping to take photos. Woods were fairly peaceful. Fewer people than usual. No yoofs shouting at each other.

OK, time for a bike ride. Hopefully the bike's battery hasn’t gone into a coma after such long neglect. I feel weirdly unexcited about the ride. I’m only doing it because I know it’s important for battery health to use the thing.