Yeah, we are still Stir Crazy.

It would be useful to me, but that doesn’t mean anything. It doesn’t mean normal people would find it useful.

Just heard a man compare making ciabatta with…'Feeling the inner thigh of your best beloved. Slightly resistant but also beautifully sensual.'

Looks like a nice park.

Right you are.

Overcastio! Overcastio! Overcastio!

The radar map says clear. The scene out of my window says clear. Has any one else noticed the 'Dark Sky' weather app quite consistently over estimates cloud cover?

Ah, an hour ain’t too torturous.

Oh God, you’re showing me Middle English. Now that is cruel.

Waking up with a headache must be bloody awful.