Ikea, why is your website always so slow?

The brainless painter (of the bathroom) managed to spill lots of paint as he was leaving the house. Why not put the paint tin lid on, eh? Could be an intelligent idea. Most of it went on the front step and on his shoe. A rather thick dribble (that's a good descriptor for the painter) went on the threshold and slightly on the hall carpet. Thankfully, It was water-based paint.

How come I didn’t notice before now that the Hand Made Films logo looks like a gun?

I didn’t think you could get appointments for ’Casualty’. I’ll have to make a point of going through 111 in the future and hoping I can get a time slot. Going on spec and waiting four hours is horrible.

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What is minor injuries? Is it at the hospital or is it one of those walk-in centre thingies?

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I imagine that could either be…

a) Annoying and tiring, or
b) A nice way to switch off from the complications of everyday life.

jussipekonen.10centuries.org.

I don't think Clahm stuck.

hazardwarning.me.

Sounds like hard work.

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I just heard someone pronounce the surname Sidebottom as Siddyb’tomes. It reminded me of television’s Hyacinth Bucket insisting that her family name was pronounced Bouquet.